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Art Watanabe

After an extensive investigation, The Hockey News has conclusively put an end to the rumours that Randy and Art are related. Despite the fact that most casual observers cannot tell them apart because they look so much alike they are definitely not twins - and probably not related.

 

Art and Randy - A comparison  
Randy is from Sweden Art is from Hawaii
Art plays back Randy never comes back
Art doesn't stickhandle Randy is a Dipsy Doodle Dandy
Art is a GAS (goal a season) player Randy is a GAS (goal a shift) player
Randy is a BAS (beer a season) player Art is a BAS (beer a shift) player
Art comes early; stays late Randy comes late; leaves early
Art doesn’t go into corners Randy doesn’t go into corners
Randy plays with a wood stick Art remembers when wood was invented
Randy ignores Chuck Art ignores Chuck

 

 

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